Panoramic view…

William wasn’t impressed by the scenic view of London from the restaurant at the top of the building in West London. A frosted laminate obscured his view until he cleverly found an opening. He claimed he could see a castle, a church and a pigeon. To make matters worse, they had run out of hot chocolate and the apple juice was pear and apple juice which is worse than an unsatisfactory view of a capital city.

Are you going to eat that, William?

Are you going to eat that, William?