After 15 years of loyal service, this laptop is now a titanium memory. I spent a few moments admiring the design of it (one reason I bought it in the first place), then I opened it up with a can opener. It was sent on its way with full honours: five coconut milk tins, fifteen beer bottles and a broken plastic plate.

Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s useless. Thomas Edison